Something Like a Criminal

Jan 14th, 2012

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Category: Music

Something Like a Criminal

I saw Presley and couldn’t believe my eyes. A woman like her exists in Oklahoma?! A free spirited young lady wielding tattoos and short blonde hair. Armed with words and  that range from “Oy” showing her dismay or exasperation to “What-it-do Boo?” (Self explanatory). I found her to be very capable of expressing herself through facial expressions as well. She stares right through you to the wall on the other side. But maybe she was just cold and wished she hadn’t dropped  her “Red Solo Cup”. Lol! She’s also a hair and make-up artist.

When we met for the first time I knew immediately peeped her as a “Man Eater” but she quickly let me know in so many words that


She’s been a bad bad girl
and been careless with a delicate man
And it’s a sad sad world
When a girl will break a boy
Just because she can
Don’t you tell me to deny it
I’ve done wrong and I want to
Suffer for my sins
I’ve come to you ’cause I need
Guidance to be true
And I just don’t know where I can begin

What I need is a good defense
‘Cause I’m feelin’ like a criminal
And I need to redeemed
To the one I’ve sinned against
Because he’s all I ever knew of love

(Criminal by Fiona Apple)


This girl, excuse me, woman had so much “swagger” (Walk or behave in a very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive way) she could have shared with me and still have some left over.  I had to let her know that she rocks!

*Minus 10 cool points for dropping your cup. PARTY FOUL!


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